Fluku Nr. 76

"lose screws" near my head
this does explain many things
screwdriver, help me.

Fluku Nr. 75

I cannot hear you
this clam have bad reception
more shell towers please

Fluku Nr. 74: Randy

big, large, round, holey
randy, these words describe you
and an obese pope.
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Fluku Nr. 73: Sky Dive

I jump out of plane
my zen is my parachute:
quick, dream of pillows.
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Fluku Nr. 72

public bowel moving
is not a fun time. a tip:
put T.P. on seat.

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Fluku Nr. 71

end of days rapture,
I am ready. I have a
Rapture Welcome Hat.
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Fluku Nr. 70

red energy drink
yes, you did give me some wings:
huge jumbo jet wings.
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Fluku Nr. 69

small san jose shark
if sales-man was not staring
I would eat you good.
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Fluku Nr. 68

holy urinal
you do light for me The Way
and, prevent splashings.
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Fluku Nr. 67

brown thick lard gravy
you're mashed potato's great friend
and heart attack's too.
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Fluku Nr. 66: Athlete Foot

itching, burning foot
Tinactin, act tough for me.
lesson: wear flip flops.
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Fluku Nr. 65: Journalism Ethics

"Big Monkey Poops Gold"
A great News Story Title
True? Oh who cares! Print!
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Fluku Nr. 64

when peoples call me
my cell phone goes "beep bop boo"
I cannot fix it.
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Fluku Nr. 63

mcdonald's chickens:
when hungry, I sauce-dunk you
mc-yum in mc-tum!
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Fluku Nr. 62: No One is Walking Here

jobs of LA feet
right: gas and brakes; left: chills pill
walk? yes! (to/from car)
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Fluku Nr. 61: Angela Merkel

german chancellor
obama thinks you are dope
enjoy a medal!
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Fluku Nr. 60: Oedipus Rex

mama: you are cute
let us have some intercourse.
dad: sorry, you're dead.

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Fluku Nr. 59

silver cylinder
a home for plastic treasures
oskar grouch abode
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Fluku Nr. 58

never say never?
you just did say it two times.
i say: "blank say blank"!
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Fluku Nr. 57

nat geo lady
with big giant eyes of blue
you hypnosis me.
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