Fluku: Haikus by Flula

Fluku Nr. 75

2012-01-16T13:53:00.001-08:00

I cannot hear you
this clam have bad reception
more shell towers please

Fluku Nr. 74: Randy

2011-10-05T12:35:00.000-07:00

big, large, round, holey
randy, these words describe you
and an obese pope.
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Fluku Nr. 73: Sky Dive

2011-07-28T14:24:00.001-07:00

I jump out of plane
my zen is my parachute:
quick, dream of pillows.
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Fluku Nr. 72

2011-06-24T11:35:00.000-07:00

public bowel moving
is not a fun time. a tip:
put T.P. on seat.

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Fluku Nr. 71

2011-05-21T11:58:00.000-07:00

end of days rapture,
I am ready. I have a
Rapture Welcome Hat.
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Fluku Nr. 70

2011-05-12T11:57:00.000-07:00

red energy drink
yes, you did give me some wings:
huge jumbo jet wings.
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Fluku Nr. 69

2011-05-03T11:56:00.000-07:00

small san jose shark
if sales-man was not staring
I would eat you good.
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Fluku Nr. 68

2011-04-27T10:52:00.000-07:00

holy urinal
you do light for me The Way
and, prevent splashings.
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Fluku Nr. 67

2011-03-09T23:50:00.000-08:00

brown thick lard gravy
you're mashed potato's great friend
and heart attack's too.
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Fluku Nr. 66: Athlete Foot

2011-03-08T17:30:00.000-08:00

itching, burning foot
Tinactin, act tough for me.
lesson: wear flip flops.
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Fluku Nr. 65: Journalism Ethics

2011-03-07T13:15:00.000-08:00

"Big Monkey Poops Gold"
A great News Story Title
True? Oh who cares! Print!
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Fluku Nr. 64

2011-03-04T20:00:00.000-08:00

when peoples call me
my cell phone goes "beep bop boo"
I cannot fix it.
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Fluku Nr. 63

2011-03-03T19:08:00.001-08:00

mcdonald's chickens:
when hungry, I sauce-dunk you
mc-yum in mc-tum!
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Fluku Nr. 62: No One is Walking Here

2011-03-02T11:41:00.000-08:00

jobs of LA feet
right: gas and brakes; left: chills pill
walk? yes! (to/from car)
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Fluku Nr. 61: Angela Merkel

2011-03-01T13:02:00.001-08:00

german chancellor
obama thinks you are dope
enjoy a medal!
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Fluku Nr. 60: Oedipus Rex

2011-02-28T10:46:00.000-08:00

mama: you are cute
let us have some intercourse.
dad: sorry, you're dead.

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Fluku Nr. 59

2011-02-24T21:54:00.000-08:00

silver cylinder
a home for plastic treasures
oskar grouch abode
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Fluku Nr. 58

2011-02-18T18:20:00.000-08:00

never say never?
you just did say it two times.
i say: "blank say blank"!
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Fluku Nr. 57

2011-02-16T16:07:00.001-08:00

nat geo lady
with big giant eyes of blue
you hypnosis me.
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Fluku Nr. 56

2010-10-13T09:51:00.001-07:00

hot french press koffee
you make me warm during my
underwears breakfast.

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Foto by E.C. McCarthy

Fluku Nr. 55

2010-09-05T15:54:00.000-07:00

peoples, start to run
here comes a beast to your land:
deutscher minotaur.

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Fluku Nr. 54

2010-04-28T13:50:00.001-07:00

chicago pizza
deep dish slices, one pound each
my heart attacks you.

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Fluku Nr. 53

2010-04-05T17:08:00.000-07:00

ipad, a relief:
you are not for menstruations
males may use you too.

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Fluku Nr. 52

2010-03-18T08:40:00.000-07:00

don't massage my scalp
evil white-mohock gremlin
i microwave you.

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Fluku Nr. 51

2010-03-05T17:34:00.001-08:00

purple pajamas
and excellent entourage
you rocks, num-one flan!

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Fluku Nr. 50

2010-03-01T23:01:00.001-08:00

my energie sinks
down like nikkei average
time for the refuel.

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Fluku Nr. 49

2010-02-21T20:07:00.000-08:00

tiny brass half crown
glued to hotel bed headboard
king flula knights you.

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Fluku Nr. 48

2010-02-13T22:40:00.000-08:00

love--you spread around
because cupid shoots arrows
all over a place.

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Fluku Nr. 47

2010-01-26T00:24:00.001-08:00

starbucks bathroom light
why do you stare while i go?
return to endor!

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Fluku Nr. 46

2010-01-17T00:01:00.000-08:00

cookies monster, your
umbrella does shield my scalp
from all the liquids.

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Fluku Nr. 45

2010-01-06T18:28:00.001-08:00

hallo, twenty-ten.
if i subtract one thousand
you are binary.

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Fluku Nr. 44

2009-12-04T11:12:00.000-08:00

krispy kreme dough-nut
a nice sugar coat you wear
oh-oh--i ate that.

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Fluku Nr. 43

2009-11-17T00:03:00.000-08:00

dachshund trilogy
what are your big eyes seeing?
a steak on the street?

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Fluku Nr. 42

2009-11-12T11:46:00.001-08:00

metal strings of tight
deep riffs vibrate on my hands
may i steal you now?

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Fluku Nr. 41

2009-11-08T15:35:00.000-08:00

daylight saving time
where do you hide the hour?
show me, i miss it.

Fluku Nr. 40

2009-10-27T18:01:00.000-07:00

funk music is great
my head must move to those sounds
burn rubbers, gap band!

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Fluku Nr. 39

2009-10-22T13:53:00.001-07:00

a great hairing-do
can sometimes take many months
to grow and mature.

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Fluku Nr. 38

2009-10-18T00:57:00.001-07:00

mc hammer, hi
i must salute one to you:
for the running man.

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Fluku Nr. 37

2009-10-15T13:45:00.000-07:00

octopus-cactus
you move slow, eating sunlight
xylem and phloem

Fluku Nr. 36

2009-10-09T12:28:00.001-07:00

strange stomach turnings
sweats on face, jitters in hands
fear, i dance with you

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Fluku Nr. 35

2009-10-05T11:42:00.000-07:00

stomach, i hear it
you would like some energies
help, mr. chewing

Fluku Nr. 34

2009-09-30T23:01:00.001-07:00

neon hotel light
you sound like ten mosquitos
without itchy times.

Fluku Nr. 33

2009-09-28T14:56:00.001-07:00

metal and shining
you cook good steaks and chickens
your best friend: kingsford.

Fluku Nr. 32

2009-09-25T21:30:00.000-07:00

fall, you bring some cold
you say: "summer, take the hike."
turtle-necks? oh yes!

Fluku Nr. 31

2009-07-10T11:08:00.000-07:00

the streets of LA
feel very close to my face
thank you, mask-it tape

-flula

Fluku Nr. 30

2009-06-25T10:23:00.001-07:00

a race with turtles
tense, when filmed and speeded up
fly, V-8 Tortoise!

-flula

Fluku Nr. 29

2009-06-20T07:11:00.000-07:00

dear mr. steinbeck
i was loving mice and men
but then rabbits died.

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Fluku Nr. 28

2009-06-17T17:03:00.000-07:00

mr. poodle dog
i like your afro puffings
what is your secret?

Fluku Nr. 27

2009-06-04T20:46:00.000-07:00

candy bars of fun
reesies, reesies, piecees yum
welcome, cavities!

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Fluku Nr. 26

2009-05-31T23:50:00.000-07:00

axel f, rock me
my synth plays good your chorus
my soul goes on fire!

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Fluku Nr. 25

2009-05-26T15:42:00.000-07:00

mmm mmm luna bar
yes, i know you are for girls
so then, sex change time!

Fluku Nr. 24

2009-05-21T16:34:00.000-07:00

sun you are so strong
your light makes me a red kraut
spf: 50

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Fluku Nr. 23

2009-05-19T22:51:00.000-07:00

pillow and blanket
i will hug on you tonight
sheepies, hop my fence!

Fluku Nr. 22

2009-05-14T16:49:00.000-07:00

mint chocolate chip
i mean, chocolate chip mint
yum times either ways!

Fluku Nr. 21

2009-05-12T10:24:00.000-07:00

mullet you are great
my neck is cold, you warm it
function, meet fashion!

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Fluku Nr. 20

2009-05-11T00:12:00.000-07:00

oh soft blue wizard
your magic comes from your clothes
snuggie power go!

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Fluku Nr. 19

2009-05-09T15:57:00.000-07:00

hoo-ray! rattle snakes!
you guys are such fun to pet!
can we kiss now too?

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Fluku Nr. 18

2009-05-08T14:03:00.000-07:00

swedish restaurant
you also sell furniture?
and heart-burns too? great!

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Fluku Nr. 17

2009-05-06T10:09:00.001-07:00

hallo metal twin
what number am i thinking?
yes, that's right: seven.

Fluku Nr. 16

2009-05-05T09:00:00.001-07:00

dear "H1N1"
changing names like puff daddy
we know you're still swine

-flula

Fluku Nr. 15

2009-05-04T08:08:00.000-07:00

a morning is full
when 'all that she wants' plays loud
ace of base, leute!

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Fluku Nr. 14

2009-05-02T23:05:00.001-07:00

what is happy-ness
good times down the stomach tube
in-n-out of me.

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Fluku Nr. 13

2009-05-01T12:52:00.000-07:00

supreme court old man
youre done now. barack, a plea:
please pick judge judy!

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Fluku Nr. 12

2009-04-30T08:18:00.000-07:00

flula fan, your dope
you will fight the swine flu good
cancun, meet a FLAN!

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Fluku Nr. 11

2009-04-28T11:30:00.000-07:00

elevator stench
why do some guys pee in you
I will take some stairs.

-flula

Fluku Nr. 10

2009-04-25T07:41:00.000-07:00

seagulls, you are white
your stupid poop is also
stay away, stink birds.

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Fluku Nr. 9

2009-04-24T16:24:00.000-07:00

flying dinosaur
fluffy wings like some kotex
sore, pterodactyl!

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Fluku Nr. 8

2009-04-23T11:20:00.000-07:00

dentist you are nice
help me to fight tartar good
yes! a free toothbrush!

-flula

Fluku Nr. 7

2009-04-23T09:47:00.000-07:00

synapse, talk to me
stephen hawking, twitter me
no more robot voice!

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Brain Twitter Project Offers Hope to Paralyzed Patients

Fluku Nr. 6

2009-04-22T22:33:00.000-07:00

triceratops ja
you are the best dinosaur
t-rex eats the poop.

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Fluku Nr. 5

2009-04-22T10:45:00.000-07:00

hungry like some wolf
tum-tum only full with air
krispy kreme, fill me!

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Fluku Nr. 4

2009-04-21T14:44:00.000-07:00

squirrel on the line
good balence like kerri strug
don't electrikute!

-flula

Fluku Nr. 3

2009-04-21T09:44:00.000-07:00

macaroni good
but shells i think are better
cheese: most important!

-flula

Fluku Nr. 2

2009-04-21T09:41:00.000-07:00

dear gods in the sky
please make some gato-rain now
i sweat like rambis.

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Fluku Nr. 1

2009-04-20T09:19:00.000-07:00

los angeles heat
my bum sticks like a post-it
please, scoop ice on me.

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